I outsmarted a toxic boss. Then I turned their bravado into a deck of cards.
I bet you're calling bullshit. Stay with me.
Founder & CEO
Outsmart Your Toxic Boss™ is a workplace culture brand built at the intersection of humor, systems reform, and the one thing HR never taught you: how to win.
We make satirical card games, run workshops, consult with organizations, and speak at conferences - all with the same goal: help people stop reacting and start outsmarting.
The Corporate Menace™ is our first card game. Satirical, strategic, and developed with HR leaders, organizational psychologists, and people who've been in the room when it all goes wrong. Uncomfortably recognizable by design.
You've worked with a Gaslighting Gabe. Maybe their name was Greg. Maybe they went by Sarah. Doesn't matter. The behavior is the same:
Credit-stealing. Weaponized feedback. The meeting where the version of events you remember somehow isn't the version that gets written down.
It's just predictable.
I documented every move. The habit became a strategy. The strategy became leverage. I won. On purpose.
When you win the unimaginable, you must take a victory lap. Some say revenge is best served cold. But I say, it's best served with artistic flair.
Office politics IS a game.
There's nothing more iconic than reducing poor management into a deck of cards and profiting off it. The Corporate Menace™ is how the rest of us get the last laugh, together.
Is it childish? Yes. Is it brilliant? Also yes.
Humor is how I survived. The game is how you'll survive your own dumpster fire too.
I'm a menace. The good kind. 🤪
Ten villains. Every pattern you've lived through, named and turned into a card. The recognition belongs to everyone who's ever sat across from one of them -- and if you're the person responsible for the room, it's yours too.
The Kickstarter launches July 29. Get on the list.
- Founder pricing. Locked-in pledge tiers below the public price, before the general crowd sees them.
- First access to early bird tiers. Notified 24 hours before the general list on launch day.
- The unredacted villain files. Ten villains are public. More are still classified. They unlock for the list as we hit milestones together.
- The story as it happens. Behind-the-scenes campaign notes, design reveals, and the real-time launch playbook.
Our community of Little Menaces is growing every week. Manufacturing and fulfillment plans are in motion.
A note before you play…
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The Corporate Menace™ is a satirical card game created for entertainment and educational purposes only. All scenarios, characters, and situations depicted are fictional and intended as satire. Nothing in this game constitutes legal advice, HR guidance, or an endorsement of any workplace conduct — real or imagined.
All content is based on generalized workplace dynamics and widely recognized patterns in organizational behavior and does not reference or identify any specific employer, organization, or individual.
Outsmart Your Toxic Boss LLC is not responsible for any professional, interpersonal, or karmic consequences resulting from the application of card content in real workplace settings.
Play pettily. Play strategically. Play at your own risk. 😈
